Technologies LLC. Two people. No VC overlords. We build software that takes security seriously, ships fast, and doesn't insult your intelligence. We'll happily roast your enterprise stack — then charge you to fix it.
Delivery Boy Technologies is a bootstrapped, two-person software company. We have strong opinions about how software should be built — and we're not shy about them.
We'll tell you exactly what's wrong with your stack, your architecture, and your security posture. Then we'll fix it. The enterprise clients we work with know this going in, and they keep coming back anyway.
Decades of combined experience. Zero corporate overhead. All the expertise, none of the PowerPoint theater.
Security isn't a sprint you do before launch. It shapes every architectural decision from the first line of code. We pick languages and patterns that make whole categories of vulnerabilities structurally impossible — then we ship fast anyway.
We won't tell you what you want to hear. We'll tell you what your software actually needs. That's an uncomfortable conversation sometimes. It's also why our work holds up.
No investors means no conflicting incentives. Our roadmap answers to our users, not a cap table. We move fast, we own our decisions, and we don't need a committee to ship. Feature, not bug.
We're heads-down building. No vaporware. No hype cycles. Just a tight timeline and a team that delivers.
Our first wave of consumer-facing software lands Q2 2026. Built from the ground up with the individual in mind — fast, private, and designed to respect the person using them. No dark patterns. No data harvesting. No nonsense.
Software that works for you, not against you. The kind of apps we always wanted but couldn't find — so we built them ourselves.
The first business-tier tools ship Q3. Infrastructure-grade reliability. No bloated enterprise fluff. Just tools that actually solve problems.
The platform expands Q4. More capabilities, deeper integrations, still zero vendor lock-in. Your stack, your rules.
We think a lot of enterprise software is overpriced, underbuilt, and held together by vendor lock-in and renewal anxiety. We also think their budgets are real money that could fund genuinely good software. So that's the play.
Bloated dependencies, security theater, architectural debt dressed up as "enterprise features" — we'll name it. Diplomatically, but clearly. Our clients respect that. Eventually.
Punk is an attitude, not a business model. We'll happily invoice Fortune 500s, government agencies, and anyone else with a real problem and a real budget. No apologies. Good work costs money.
Whoever's signing the check, the software gets built right. Security-first, performance-obsessed, and honest in the code review. That part's non-negotiable.
Got a real problem and a real budget? We're in. Early access, partnerships, press, or just want to argue about tech stacks — we read every email.